As Yoda said, “In the depths of CNN, Trump’s insanity syndrome is spreading.”
From Donnie Lemón to Fredo Cuomo to Brian Potato Head “Stelter” and beyond, “the most trusted name in the news” has been single-handedly almost Transform stage 4 TDS into a clinically acceptable mental disorder.
Having said that, this does not mean that CNN will not constantly try to raise (lower) the standard.Speaking of Mr. Tudou, the host of CNN’s “Reliable News” [ROFL emoji), Jeff Zucker’s Mini-Me dusted off Carl Bernstein, of Watergate fame, for a segment on this week’s predictable episode.
“Shockingly,” Bernstein was up to the challenge to meet or exceed Humpty Dumpty’s weekly bilge.
Where to begin…
As Insider and others reported, ol’ Carl got snippy about Donald Trump right off the bat. Draping himself in his faux “intellectual political analyst” schtick, the old Nixon-hater tore into Trump over his alleged actions during the COVID pandemic and the January 6 breach of the U.S. Capitol, calmly telling Mr. Potato Head:
“I think we need to calmly step back and maybe look at Trump in a different context: He is America’s, our own American war criminal. Of a kind we’ve never experienced before.”
No word if Mini-Me wet his pants, but he interrupted — in delight:
“You just said ‘war criminal.’ What do you mean war criminal?”
Then Bernstein went full-metal stage 4 TDS:
“I did. In international law, there have been, quote, ‘crimes against humanity.’ I think what we’re talking about, Trump’s crimes as an American war criminal in his own country, that he has perpetrated upon our people, including the tens of thousands of people who died because of his homicidal negligence in the pandemic, putting his own electoral interests above the health of our people as they were slaughtered in this pandemic.”
And as CNN likes to brag, “THIS… Is CNN… The Most Trusted Name in News.” In a nutshell. [Pun intended.] The Media Research Center put it best:
“CNN thought they were a reasonable channel. Then they put on crazy pants and Bernstein called Trump a war criminal.”
The most trusted name in News™ cannot be commented.
CNN thinks they are reasonable channels. Then they put on crazy pants and Bernstein called Trump a war criminal. https://t.co/hPiQOhojGu
-Media Research Center (@theMRC) July 26, 2021
How does a rational person react to this?
And CNN still can’t figure out why-after four years of high sugar in the White House “Satan”-its sad ratings continue to spin in the left-wing toilet with ever-increasing clips.
Carl Bernstein: “[Trump] We are the American war criminals we have never experienced before. “
Brian Stelter: “You were talking about war criminals. What do you mean, war criminals?”
Bernstein: “I did it.” pic.twitter.com/ZK7OiLgfrG
-Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) July 25, 2021
Bernstein improvised an equally ridiculous improvisation on the charged Reichstag.
“Look at his actions from the perspective of inciting a coup d’état to continue in power. The head of the US military and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff will now compare Trump-not the media, not a reporter-to Trump-Hitler. , It’s the head of the U.S. military who compares him and his sport to a brown shirt and to the capitol fire.
Well, Carl.Mark Milly, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff ReportLast month, in a hearing with legislators in the House of Representatives, he embarrassed his men and women with his incredible-but not-crazy defense of Marxist-derived critical racial theory.
“I want to understand the anger of white people, I am white, I want to understand it.”: Mark Milly, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, shared his views on critical racial theories in the military during a hearing with members of the House of Representatives on Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/0ApbjYjcMl
— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 24, 2021
As we also ReportAfterwards, Milly stated that the US military “should not intervene in domestic politics”—just quickly “intervened” again. Excellent “source of evidence”, Carl. try again.
Stage 4 Trump insanity syndrome. This is a beautiful thing. I will miss it. entertainment.
